I Hope Jeff Foxworthy Doesn’t Sue Me For This….

…but if your salad consists of half a head of iceberg lettuce, semi-dehydrated month-old carrots, semi-pruny cherry tomatoes, homemade vegan ranch dressing, and a generous helping of croutons you made yourself out of stale hotdog buns, served in plastic Tupperware because that’s the only bowl big enough, then….

….you might be some kind of vegan redneck friggin’ gourmet who seriously needs to stock up on salad fixins!

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5 thoughts on “I Hope Jeff Foxworthy Doesn’t Sue Me For This….

  1. It’s funny you should post this today. I just saw on FB that today is Jeff Foxworthy’s birthday. Haha. Happy Birthday Jeff!

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