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How Pinteresting

I’m an image junkie and a compulsive scanner. Since I joined Pinterest I’ve been saving a ton of money on magazines. This feast-for-the-eyes site satisfies my desire to look at pretty pictures of neat stuff. It’s also a good distraction when I’m short on funds and can’t afford to risk actually going out and browsing … Continue reading

Tiffany, Have Joaquin Bring the Car ‘Round

Brad and I have been fantasizing lately about having a maid, a butler, and a driver. I think we’re the perfect people to employ household help. In other words, we’re lazy. The only thing missing is some family money for us to fritter away. Damn glitches! I’m not sure what Brad would have the butler … Continue reading

I Hope Jeff Foxworthy Doesn’t Sue Me For This….

…but if your salad consists of half a head of iceberg lettuce, semi-dehydrated month-old carrots, semi-pruny cherry tomatoes, homemade vegan ranch dressing, and a generous helping of croutons you made yourself out of stale hotdog buns, served in plastic Tupperware because that’s the only bowl big enough, then…. ….you might be some kind of vegan … Continue reading

…And What Do YOU Do?

Ok, everybody, I want you all to start referring to me as an abstract artist, because that’s what I am now. I figure if I can draw this: …and color it in like this: …then why not? Abstract art has no rules–well, maybe it does, but all I have to do is come up with … Continue reading

I “Like” Facebook. There, I Said It.

“I hate Facebook!/I hate timeline!/”Like” if you hate Facebook!/Stupid Facebook!/WTF is wrong with FB?” —almost everybody You know what I hate? Not a lot, really. I guess I hate flossing my teeth. I hate that it is so goddamned complicated to do my taxes. I hate it when my idiot neighbor’s thuggy dogs bark for … Continue reading

One of These Things Is Not Like the Others

Ever Google something and just click on “Images” and check out the pics it brings up? I’ve done this to look at how people use livestock water troughs as garden beds, or to try and find out what a certain physician I transcribe for (yet have never met) might look like (sometimes wishing I hadn’t). … Continue reading